did you know when you suddenly jerk awake while falling asleep, another version of you from a different timeline just died
This post fucked me up.
oh my god, you’ve been pregnant for so long… it seems like a maternity
i never really liked
until i found out
what it tastes like
when you sigh it
most of y’all couldn’t have survived the two day tumblr outage of 2011 y’all ain’t shit